And now... for something completely different.

Here's my cousin Brandon..... Hahaha Just kidding dude! .....

Ooooooh...

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em.

God Bless Canada

Don't get me wrong. I love America. It truly is the greatest nation in the world. But there are some there who just seem so ignorant and unaware of anything but the United States of America. Even then, they just go along with what everyone else thinks. I lived in a tiny town for awhile called Jackson, Missouri. It can be found at the lower portion of the state. Nice lil town, but it sure wasn't for me. Lots of nice people, especially my in-laws, but I am a big city boy, through and through. Anyways, I escaped the rednecks there, and I'll forever think of them when I hear Green Day's American Idiot.

American Idiot - Green Day

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot, America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Attagirl. Made right here in Canada baybeeee.

For God's sake people, be careful who you have cybersex with. Take it from me.... :( hahaha Just Jokes.........

Indeed :D

You tell 'em

Teehee

Who's King, baybeeeeee

English Genius


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Baaaaahahahahahaha

#1 Crush - Garbage

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time that I'm talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife
And bleed my aching heart

And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see

You're just like me

Violate all the love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you...
I would kill for you...
I will steal for you...
I'd do time for you...
I will wait for you...
I'd make room for you...
I'd sail ships for you...
To be close to you...
To be part of you...
Cause I believe in you...
I believe in you...
I would die for you........
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I've had my share of women in my life, but there were only three that I could honestly say that this song was for them. All three let me down. Or, maybe I let them down, I don't know. In any case, they're still in my prayers.

Tuesday? Toooonie Tuesday

The world is full of asshole's, and yes, I am one of them. Who gives a fuck. Not this cRaZy S.O.B. ANYwho... it's toonie Tuesday at KFC... num nums. For anyone not Canadian, that means you can get a Kentucky Fried Chicken meal for 2 bucks (toonie). Except that too is a bunch of horseshit, cuz they raised the price to $2.22. Ohforfuckssakes....

Here, go play....

Oh man... talk about HOT.

This city needs to be burnt down.

Baaahahaha. Spongebong Hemppants. Check. It. Out.