GMAIL, anyone?

Heya folks. Did I forget to mention, that I have 3 Gmail invites yet to give away? I guess I did forget. Ah well. Anywho, I'll give 'em to anyone that wants one. Just email me. First 3 requests gets them. Later mastubators.

Homer is the KING, baybeeeee!

Labor Day Weekend

Weee... I'm bored. Man, is it just me, or do I not update this thingamajig enough? Ah well. I'll try to do better. For now, here is some interesting sites.

First off, check out these sites. They are fictional diaries, updated daily for the most part, about how the world has ended because of zombie outbreaks. They are very cool. Start from the very beginning, and read up till the latest entry. The first one is by a guy who calls himself Raptorman. Go to the Journal and start in the January entry. The second one is by Alpha_Dog. His was the first of its kind. This is his site, but start at the beginning, which was in July of 2002. Very good reads. Don't expect to finish them in one sitting however.

How could ANYone be afraid of clowns? I just don't get it.

By the way, don't forget to vote for my site (on the far right) everytime you come here. Thanks a bunch. :D

This one made me cringe.

This one was pretty good. Gotta have the spooky sound to accompany it. It tells you when and how you will die. OooOo0o.....

Want another addictive game to play? TEXT. My high score so far is only 25. Tell me yours.

Play around with the switches for a while to see what happens.

Well, that's it for now. Gonna go watch a movie.

Amen, brother

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, by the name of Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies(adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after athletes and CEO's salaries increased to between 9 thousand and 90 thousand dollars per hour, and a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement for simply being stupid.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents: Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion, his daughter; Responsibility, and his son; Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you remember him, pass this on, if not he will be forgotten forever.